The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all porn night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) bokeh to the receptionist the next morning, bokep crot she rolled her bokep eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all crot makes scientific sense. It porn confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokep faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in bokep terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely bokep aroused, bokep trusts porn her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic bokep Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They bokep declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm bokeh is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying bokeh this, bokeh but can you get bokeh bokep a memek bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – memek was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a bokeh sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the porn need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be memek the quietest.

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