The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted porn by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokep bokeh French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes bokeh and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex porn worker.

Now, porn according to this new bokep study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what bokep most porn women know and bokep all bokep men dread – the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In porn other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking porn orgasms. It was memek generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This porn was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all crot about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in order to bokeh encourage their bokep partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other porn reason to porn screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, bokep where loud always porn equals better.

As bokep crot a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As bokeh far as porn I’m concerned, porn that’s what you memek should be doing. bokep ‘

Well, bokep only if you want to bokep attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At bokeh Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep porn Cacilda Jetha concluded memek crot the most likely reason bokeh women memek were noisy during bokep sex – based on crot observation bokeh of our nearest primate cousins – was to crot alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can porn understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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