The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokeh by the memory of memek a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I crot was bokep kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I wondered bokep if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared porn the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread porn – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot bokeh faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s memek sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely porn aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile crot male ego, bokeh she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan bokep than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokep in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, crot memek bokep female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they bokep could make their partner feel happy, crot porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They memek declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokep memek cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked memek (Stock crot Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always porn equals better.

As porn a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far bokeh as crot I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want crot to attract a certain bokeh kind porn of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most memek likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokep of our nearest porn primate cousins – crot crot was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokep and crot keen crot to copulate.

If you’re bokeh a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to porn advertise. But if you’re not, memek crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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