The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in crot Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by crot porn a woman in bokep crot a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When I mentioned crot the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable memek French word crot for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep porn declared memek the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot porn it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms crot what most women know and bokep bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her crot partner and memek is not fearing for memek crot a crot fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to porn gently sigh porn and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing porn The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally crot on memek an occasional basis, bokep porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what porn they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep partners over memek the finishing bokeh line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move memek on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokeh Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far bokeh as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what porn you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if bokeh you want to attract a certain kind crot of porn attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha bokep concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – porn based on porn observation memek of our memek nearest primate cousins – bokep was to memek alert nearby males that they were memek fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex bokeh worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then bokeh men should take heed: bokep the best sex may memek just be the quietest.

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