The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memek memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the memek delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to porn the bokep receptionist the next morning, bokep bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it porn bokep all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the porn memek greater the chance bokep the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance bokeh art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile crot male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn memek moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen crot in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d memek explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn erotic bokep decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm bokep is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ bokep move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

bokeh As a bokeh woman from Sunderland bokep said in bokep 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep bokeh ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should memek be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract crot a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher bokep Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex memek – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males porn that they were fertile and memek keen bokep to copulate.

If you’re porn a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. memek But if you’re not, porn then men should bokep take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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