The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled memek her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes bokeh scientific sense. It crot confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is crot genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing memek for bokep a porn fragile porn male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally porn on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like crot saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan bokep and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – crot was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men porn should take heed: memek the best sex may crot just be bokep the quietest.

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