The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long crot been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the crot ever-liberal crot Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine memek intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing crot for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently porn sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking orgasms. It crot was crot generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokeh saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a memek bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other crot porn reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha bokep concluded crot porn the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re bokeh a sex bokeh worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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