The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes memek and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It bokep confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance crot art, bokeh and bokep bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, bokeh crot trusts her memek partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek bokep and crot that women were prone porn to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn bokep so to memek speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It crot was like bokep saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if bokep your sex education comes from porn, bokeh crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokep TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m porn concerned, bokep that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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