The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a porn stay in memek Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an memek exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled bokep her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – crot the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you porn can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel crot happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This memek was memek the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokeh was like bokeh saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move memek on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what bokep you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason crot women were noisy during sex – bokeh based on bokep observation memek of our nearest primate bokeh bokeh cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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