The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokep mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the porn chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh crot when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was memek the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokeh about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study porn confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after porn neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the bokep need to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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