The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been crot haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokep Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to bokep the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex bokeh worker.

bokeh Now, bokep according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific porn sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder crot bokep the cry bokep bokep of crot ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other words, porn you can’t measure memek passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their bokep partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage bokeh their partners memek over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m bokep enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bokeh bloomin’ move on. memek ‘ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if bokep your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a porn woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on crot observation crot of our nearest crot primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But bokep if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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